Fresh off the plane from NYC-nothing's better than a well spent 3 day weekend followed by a 3 day work week followed by a week off in NC. I tried to post "okay for guys" rules that are applicable to my generation....since I see so many of you fuckers making the same mistake over and over again....hopefully by sometime next week I'll have some "not okay guys" for you....
What is okay: to fail, nobody gets it right the first time, and if they do they somehow manage to fuck it up later down the road
What is okay: watching a chick-flick with your girlfriend, you’ve made her watch Superbad 50 times, suck it up like a man and watch the Notebook.
What is okay: being selfish, too often we spend our time working for others, helping others, and talking to others…. well fuck, can I have an hour to myself each day to chill out and think about manly things?
What is okay: helping others, I know….kinda contradictory to the last one but I think it’s awesome to help other people and it feels pretty good when they’re grateful for it. My rule of thumb is with every kind act some gives me, I try to give two in return to other people…
What is okay: be active….no you don’t have to deadlift and tire flip and choke motherfuckers out like I do…I’m injured half the time and halfway retarded from it….but do something….too many of you guys get out of work, go home, sit on their ass, drink their beer, eat their shitty food, and wonder why they get out of breathe going up the escalator at the mall.
what is okay: Caring about how you look, I know this is big talk coming from a guy who only wears power lifting shirts and flip flops on the weekends but I think how you carry yourself through attire and being well groomed says a lot. SHAMELESS PLUG: check out my man Brian and RHM Style for all of your style needs…I would never wear the shit in GQ but I definitely take recommendations on style from RHM
what is okay: Not listening to your friend’s advice….come on man, your friends are fucking retards, you think they know what the hell they’re talking about????? These are the same guys that wanted you to chug the entire bottle of syrup in an ihop at 3 in the morning…..and you’re going to trust these fools with relationship, career, and financial well being?!?!?! Fuck that….go with your gut…..or a consultant.
What is okay: Being a nice guy, the tough guy asshole image gets tired fast and most people don’t like being around that guy for very long….except other tough guy assholes. Open doors for the elderly, tip well, and help your friends move once in a while….you’re not doing shit on Sundays anyway.
What is okay: not ballin’….god damn we are too concerned with material possessions and the amount we have in the bank and yet most of us don’t even know how to get there and waste our money on petty shit like $100 shirts, thousand dollar rims, and the latest and greatest of whatever we can put on credit…and then we wonder why we’re broke as fuck all the time. Save when the economy is good, spend when it’s bad, buy what you need, save the rest. I will be the first to admit I am no baller….car notes, student loans, and the rest of life’s bills I’m lucky I can afford organic beef…but I’m putting money in the bank and enjoying life a hell of a lot more than most. Most people who can afford the finer things in life no better than to waste their money on the stupid shit you do and if they’re not they won’t be well off for very long. Also…if a girl is interested in how much money you have you need to run in the exact opposite direction.
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