Thing that I hate:a letter to bank of America:

dear bank of america,

Aside from the banks during the depression, and the Swiss banks during the holocaust you fuckers have to be the worst goddamn financial institution ever established...I'd rather go to the check into cash or the liquor store and stand right in between the crack head holding his blood bank check and the fat lady beating the crap out of her baby for reaching for a reese's pieces then to ever stand inside one of your banks again, and so would they

Time and time again you fuckers rape me with all your additional charges and I stand here and take it...well no more...first off...I'm switching banks...probably wells fargo or a credit union where the people aren't a bunch of pricks standing behind a counter...then I'm gonna post this letter on my blog so the 3 people who read it no what a bunch of assholes you are....

Love always,


Naveed

Things That Is Dope: Inglorious Basterds!!!!!


To keep with tradition of our Sunday movie days, I took my little brother Samee to a movie he has no interest in watching. This past Sunday we saw the new Tarantino movie Inglorious Basterds.....This has to be my favorite tarantino movie since Pulp Fiction: just bad ass. I'm not a huge fan of Brad Pitt, but Samee has loved the dude since Troy....don't ask me why. What I liked most about the movie, and what Tarantino mentioned is that unlike many other WWII movies where Jews play this movie comes from a completely different angle, a group of Jewish-American soldiers scalping nazi's....insane. My favorite character has to be "zuh bearjew", a soldier who would club nazis with a Louisville Slugger. I apologize for my testosterone rage filled rant but the movie does show great cinematography and plot line....highly recommended.

reality shows and heavy lifting

THING THAT I HATE: Athletes with reality TV shows.... actually anybody with reality TV shows...is it just me or are the networks getting desperate in attempts to entertain the masses??? I was watching TV the other night and I saw commercials for reality TV shows about repo men and guys that own a pawn shop who buy the dumbest shit known to man...then I saw that T.O. Has a show.... cleverly called the T.O Show...I'm sorry but that dude is a fucking cartoon as is, does he really need more attention?!?! Its like watching retards do improv...except Drew Carey doesn't have a buzzer to stop it all...

THING THAT IS DOPE: power lifting.... as some you may know I recently competed in a power lifting competition this weekend. It is a very obscure sport right up there with food fighting and gator wrestling but to those interested it is pretty gnarly. I had to lose 15lbs in 10 days to make weight and I did so but not without sacrificing my lifting numbers...I was so drained of water and energy I couldn't lift what I normally do as a warm up set and my legs started cramping before I even touched a weight…. while I didn’t perform as well as I would hope it was a hell of an experience and if you're asking what's the point you probably wouldn't get it if I explained it to you so fuck off.