Thing that I hate: Celebrity gossip
So the recent news about tiger Woods and his sexual deviance has flooded everything from People to Time to Cnn to Espn...:/
as a society we have gotten so dull and moronic we have to talk about the lives of celebrities to bring anything of interest into our own...well I didn't mean "we" I meant you, my life is like a motherfucking roller coaster while injecting test and winstrol into my veins. I don't give a shit about Jennifer Aniston and her getting the stink eye from Angelina on the red carpet, but you do...because it’s on the cover of some stupid fucking magazine I have to look at while I'm waiting in line at the store.
Any way back to Tiger, now that fans have realized he isn't reincarnated baby Jesus, you got every asshole giving their opinion and saying what a prick he is and how he's given golf a bad name.....fuck that, unless you personally know the guy and/or is affected by his ridiculous sex drive, what you think really doesn't matter….it really doesn’t.
Now I’m not justifying cheating...and I don’t want any angry emails from the three people who read this. I think committing to someone means being faithful regardless of who you are. I just don’t give a shit because I’m not the one getting a divorce and giving $500,000,000 to my wife nor is my girlfriend cheating on me with 11 women…
Thing That is Dope: Christmas!!!!
This is probably unexpected coming from a guy who hates half the shit he writes about but I actually do enjoy the holidays at the end of the year, I have a great circle of friends and family who make it a great time and I actually get a day off of work...buying presents you hope loved ones will enjoy and you can’t forget about the cookies….god damn my mom’s snickerdoodle’s are the bees knees….THE BEE’S FUCKING KNEES, she probably wouldn’t like me describing her cookies with the word “fucking” but I digress.
While at times we do miss the point of Christmas, like when you elbowed that old lady who was trying to grab the last flat screen on Black Friday….I think the true meaning is still there….and being a guy who everyone says is hard to shop for I’ll use this outlet as an opportunity to list perfect gifts for me:
Elite fitness Gear-this is where I get most of my power lifting stuff
Bulky Boy Clothing (the only clothing line I know that sizes go by the rolls on your neck)
Lucky Cologne-it’s cheap and smells like I’d imagine god’s navel would smell like
Vintage Tees-Large regular size, XL slim fit
Anything Under Armour-you can buy me socks and I’d be fuckin’ psyched
Hookahs-granted we’re opening a hookah lounge but you can never have enough hookah....
Saturday, December 19, 2009
Thursday, December 3, 2009
Thing that is Dope: HOOKAH!!!!
I’m actually surprised that I have yet to write about this subject considering how often I smoke hookah, but it is pretty dope. The first time I smoked hookah I was nine years old in Pakistan. I was sitting in a circle next to my grandpa and a bunch of other 70 something’s while they were yelling at each other in Urdu smoking out of this giant brass contraption that would spin around in a circle and delivered a sweet smell of molasses and what I would later find out is some type of opiate….my grandpa passed it to me and stared at me with anticipation of taking my first puff of shisha….I did then coughed for three days and had a migraine for two weeks…..but I fell in love. I can’t write about hookah….it’s like asking Davinci to write about art or Neruda about poetry….well I’m guessing he has but regardless, it is one of my few passions and I plan on dying with hookah in hand.
As some of you know I plan on opening a hookah bar with a few friends in early 2010 called Naveed’s Hookah Lounge. I think following one’s passion is an easy way to a happy life but it’s going to be hard not smoking up my whole supply. Any city I’m in I try to go to a hookah lounge, and I try every brand and every flavor imaginable out of every style of hookah. Some people say it makes them nauseous and gives them a headache….and to that I say fuck you, you can’t have my hookah.
Thing that I hate: People
I should rephrase that, that's a really broad statement...I think my mom and Samuel L Jackson are pretty awesome ....and a good amount of others are tolerable. But I'm speaking specifically of useless people:
The first group of people, we’ll call them Daisy’s, they make me cringe whenever they open their mouths or when I read what they have to write. These are the people who have this constant sense of fake positivity and from what I can see, no sense of reality. Meteors could be falling from the sky and Daisy would still think everything is a beautiful flower or a stupid fucking butterfly. Now you might think I’m just being negative and judgmental, which I probably am, and I will be the first to admit that life does often times suck but you trying to ignore your problems by saying life is beautiful and the universe is a mysterious wondrous sphincter isn't going to change it.
Now there is the other side of the spectrum, the negative Nancy's and the asshole Ashley's we’ll call them Richard....we all know Richard, the guy who sits there complaining about everything and anything...not only is the glass half empty but there's a fucking hole in the cup....they're too fat yet don't diet or exercise, they're broke yet don't work more or budget, they complain about the opposite sex yet still go after assholes or just wait for an asshole to fall in their lap….you get the idea….while life isn’t always great, it’s even more of a garbage dump because Richard is always there to remind you of how shitty it is.
I can’t leave out the Tyra’s of the world; the Instigators, self-proclaimed experts, and unsolicited advice givers….Yes I’m talking about Tyra Banks….although I put Dr. Phil in the same category. You know her, Tyra forces her advice on how to run your life when theirs is pretty craptastic. They give you advice on relationships when they have never had a real one, they tell you the divine secret of weight loss when they’re built like a pear (Dr. Phil), and they give you advice on parenting when they don’t have fucking kids!!!! Shut the fuck up Tyra….I actually hope she doesn’t read this, I’d feel kinda bad being how beautiful she is, and beautiful people should never feel bad.
Bobby’s are the last group of people I write about. I call them bobby’s but you call them different things: douche’s, assholes, pricks, or MP’s (mas puto)….the guy who buys a pair of rhinestone ed hardy jeans before he pays his phone bill, the guy who wears basketball shorts and shoes but hasn’t stepped on a court since 5th grade, the dude who puts rims on his Honda before moving out of his mom, the “man” who USES A FUCKING BLOW DRYER FOR HIS HAIR!!!!!!!! While you may not do any of the things mentioned above, you still may be a Bobby. At first I think I used to envy Bobby….I mean he dressed nice, he had cool things, and he got all the girls I wanted….then I grew up and realized it’s not cool to dress like your 15 when your 23, those cool things will probably get repossessed, and those girls are fucking retarded.
on side note, thank you Hannah for the idea of things I hate.....she knows how much I dislike everyone, lol
I’m actually surprised that I have yet to write about this subject considering how often I smoke hookah, but it is pretty dope. The first time I smoked hookah I was nine years old in Pakistan. I was sitting in a circle next to my grandpa and a bunch of other 70 something’s while they were yelling at each other in Urdu smoking out of this giant brass contraption that would spin around in a circle and delivered a sweet smell of molasses and what I would later find out is some type of opiate….my grandpa passed it to me and stared at me with anticipation of taking my first puff of shisha….I did then coughed for three days and had a migraine for two weeks…..but I fell in love. I can’t write about hookah….it’s like asking Davinci to write about art or Neruda about poetry….well I’m guessing he has but regardless, it is one of my few passions and I plan on dying with hookah in hand.
As some of you know I plan on opening a hookah bar with a few friends in early 2010 called Naveed’s Hookah Lounge. I think following one’s passion is an easy way to a happy life but it’s going to be hard not smoking up my whole supply. Any city I’m in I try to go to a hookah lounge, and I try every brand and every flavor imaginable out of every style of hookah. Some people say it makes them nauseous and gives them a headache….and to that I say fuck you, you can’t have my hookah.
Thing that I hate: People
I should rephrase that, that's a really broad statement...I think my mom and Samuel L Jackson are pretty awesome ....and a good amount of others are tolerable. But I'm speaking specifically of useless people:
The first group of people, we’ll call them Daisy’s, they make me cringe whenever they open their mouths or when I read what they have to write. These are the people who have this constant sense of fake positivity and from what I can see, no sense of reality. Meteors could be falling from the sky and Daisy would still think everything is a beautiful flower or a stupid fucking butterfly. Now you might think I’m just being negative and judgmental, which I probably am, and I will be the first to admit that life does often times suck but you trying to ignore your problems by saying life is beautiful and the universe is a mysterious wondrous sphincter isn't going to change it.
Now there is the other side of the spectrum, the negative Nancy's and the asshole Ashley's we’ll call them Richard....we all know Richard, the guy who sits there complaining about everything and anything...not only is the glass half empty but there's a fucking hole in the cup....they're too fat yet don't diet or exercise, they're broke yet don't work more or budget, they complain about the opposite sex yet still go after assholes or just wait for an asshole to fall in their lap….you get the idea….while life isn’t always great, it’s even more of a garbage dump because Richard is always there to remind you of how shitty it is.
I can’t leave out the Tyra’s of the world; the Instigators, self-proclaimed experts, and unsolicited advice givers….Yes I’m talking about Tyra Banks….although I put Dr. Phil in the same category. You know her, Tyra forces her advice on how to run your life when theirs is pretty craptastic. They give you advice on relationships when they have never had a real one, they tell you the divine secret of weight loss when they’re built like a pear (Dr. Phil), and they give you advice on parenting when they don’t have fucking kids!!!! Shut the fuck up Tyra….I actually hope she doesn’t read this, I’d feel kinda bad being how beautiful she is, and beautiful people should never feel bad.
Bobby’s are the last group of people I write about. I call them bobby’s but you call them different things: douche’s, assholes, pricks, or MP’s (mas puto)….the guy who buys a pair of rhinestone ed hardy jeans before he pays his phone bill, the guy who wears basketball shorts and shoes but hasn’t stepped on a court since 5th grade, the dude who puts rims on his Honda before moving out of his mom, the “man” who USES A FUCKING BLOW DRYER FOR HIS HAIR!!!!!!!! While you may not do any of the things mentioned above, you still may be a Bobby. At first I think I used to envy Bobby….I mean he dressed nice, he had cool things, and he got all the girls I wanted….then I grew up and realized it’s not cool to dress like your 15 when your 23, those cool things will probably get repossessed, and those girls are fucking retarded.
on side note, thank you Hannah for the idea of things I hate.....she knows how much I dislike everyone, lol
Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Thing That I hate: Dieting….so as most of you have noticed and some of you have pointed out, I’ve gotten a bit on the doughy side as of lately…..I couldn’t tell you why, depression? Lack of discipline? My love for ice cream sandwiches? Who knows but I hate that I let it get this far. I really don’t like hearing people argue with me on this…. working in the fitness industry I have to hold myself at a higher standard and I always refer back to the joke “what do you call an overweight personal trainer? Unemployed” so it’s time “tighten up”. People constantly ask me how to get rid of this (grabbing their guts, arms, legs, or boobs….if their guys) and I offer a simple explanation. The problem with these people is they confuse simple with easy and are discouraged when I don’t give them a secret anecdote for rapid weight loss…. which I might just start saying cat hair in hot water 3 times a day will result in 25lbs lost in 25 days…you don’t have to drink it….just put the cat hair in hot water….
So I’m going to be self experimenting for the next few weeks following a few simple rules virtually anyone can follow, and if you see me breaking these rules please call me out and embarrass me by calling me fat, ask me if I’m getting fatter, if I’m gonna eat all that, if my clothes have gotten smaller, or if I’ve given up working out all together….so here are the few simple rules
1) No simple carbs (rice, breads, and pastas)---less than 30 grams a day atleast
2) Lean meat and green veggies at every meal
3) 2 gallons of water a day
4) 5 meals a day, 3-4 hours in between
5) Cutting back on the diet coke only 2-3 a day (this’ll be a hard one)
Am I missing anything? I don’t think so…. if I follow these I should be able to get around 185lbs and 12% body fat in 2 months or less, so I’ll keep you all posted since I know you’re very much interested in this type of thing…. and to make it clear while I love working out I detest dieting and not being able to eat ice cream sandwiches with my contradictory diet coke…oh and I’m doing a marathon and a powerlifting meet in January….kill me now…
Thing that is dope: Mytouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So my dude from way back when/frat brother Daniel hooked it up with the new mytouch and this phone is ridiculous….Mike Bombela said it was a girlie phone….well fuck you Mike Bombela, this phone is the manliest thing I own besides my beef jerky and pink 2lbs dumbbells. At first I wasn’t sure, my hands were too fat to handle a touch screen and I’m too old and set in my ways for a new phone but after a few finger calisthenics and turning the phone sideways it worked out just fine…. I wont bore you with all the features and why this makes me a better human being than you just by having this phone but I will list a couple features/apps that are in fact dope.
· Imusic-I can download music straight to my phone!!!
· 3g service-I have no clue what this is but it sounds pretty cool
· Fmylife app-whenever I have a bad day I need only hit refresh and see how much everyone else’s lives suck
· Automatic updates from google-my life is scheduled in 15 min. increments so it’s nice to only make up one calendar and it scheduling all of my others automatically.
So if you need any hookups from t-mobile, go see my boy Daniel…and if you want to become a better human being you should get this phone….or just be my friend, either will work…
So I’m going to be self experimenting for the next few weeks following a few simple rules virtually anyone can follow, and if you see me breaking these rules please call me out and embarrass me by calling me fat, ask me if I’m getting fatter, if I’m gonna eat all that, if my clothes have gotten smaller, or if I’ve given up working out all together….so here are the few simple rules
1) No simple carbs (rice, breads, and pastas)---less than 30 grams a day atleast
2) Lean meat and green veggies at every meal
3) 2 gallons of water a day
4) 5 meals a day, 3-4 hours in between
5) Cutting back on the diet coke only 2-3 a day (this’ll be a hard one)
Am I missing anything? I don’t think so…. if I follow these I should be able to get around 185lbs and 12% body fat in 2 months or less, so I’ll keep you all posted since I know you’re very much interested in this type of thing…. and to make it clear while I love working out I detest dieting and not being able to eat ice cream sandwiches with my contradictory diet coke…oh and I’m doing a marathon and a powerlifting meet in January….kill me now…
Thing that is dope: Mytouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! So my dude from way back when/frat brother Daniel hooked it up with the new mytouch and this phone is ridiculous….Mike Bombela said it was a girlie phone….well fuck you Mike Bombela, this phone is the manliest thing I own besides my beef jerky and pink 2lbs dumbbells. At first I wasn’t sure, my hands were too fat to handle a touch screen and I’m too old and set in my ways for a new phone but after a few finger calisthenics and turning the phone sideways it worked out just fine…. I wont bore you with all the features and why this makes me a better human being than you just by having this phone but I will list a couple features/apps that are in fact dope.
· Imusic-I can download music straight to my phone!!!
· 3g service-I have no clue what this is but it sounds pretty cool
· Fmylife app-whenever I have a bad day I need only hit refresh and see how much everyone else’s lives suck
· Automatic updates from google-my life is scheduled in 15 min. increments so it’s nice to only make up one calendar and it scheduling all of my others automatically.
So if you need any hookups from t-mobile, go see my boy Daniel…and if you want to become a better human being you should get this phone….or just be my friend, either will work…
Monday, October 26, 2009
Thing I hate: this culture created by social networking...while I am a pretty serious guy I can't really take twitter and facebook seriously...people try to bring in the topics of religion, politics, love on the same outlet they took their "which twilight character are you?" Quiz on...what kind of shit is that? While I'm as much of attention deficit sucker as the next guy "it's a red light, I have 25 seconds to update my facebook" I think people take these things way too seriously
getting deep on twitter is like writing love poems on toilet paper...I don't understand how people have these epiphanies and states of clarity...if I ever have those, which is usually hourly, my first reaction isn’t to go hurry and tweet it!
I shouldn't say I hate these things, especially since I use both daily....I'm just saying certain things should be kept private. I hate the whole "did you see what he posted on fb? Oh my god I can't believe he said that" fuck that, grow up...don't get mad and ask why people know about your life when you update your status with "my bf cheated on me with 3 different girls and I can't tell if this is the swine flu or vd."
if your relationship is based off of a website you need to get the fuck out of that relationship...and if you would rather tweet your friend then talk to them in person, you don't really have friends.
I don't entirely understand it...but I think it should be more like real life...if I tell someone something, I'd care not to have everything posted for everyone to see on someone else's page. And why is facebook stalking not considered stalking?!?when is random ass people looking at my pictures, seeing the conversations I have with friends, and looking through my personal life not stalking???oh...well its ok its on facebook...
And stop sending me stupid invites to your stupid fucking events...I'm not going to arkansas to your pool party and I don't want to play mafia wars with you...
getting deep on twitter is like writing love poems on toilet paper...I don't understand how people have these epiphanies and states of clarity...if I ever have those, which is usually hourly, my first reaction isn’t to go hurry and tweet it!
I shouldn't say I hate these things, especially since I use both daily....I'm just saying certain things should be kept private. I hate the whole "did you see what he posted on fb? Oh my god I can't believe he said that" fuck that, grow up...don't get mad and ask why people know about your life when you update your status with "my bf cheated on me with 3 different girls and I can't tell if this is the swine flu or vd."
if your relationship is based off of a website you need to get the fuck out of that relationship...and if you would rather tweet your friend then talk to them in person, you don't really have friends.
I don't entirely understand it...but I think it should be more like real life...if I tell someone something, I'd care not to have everything posted for everyone to see on someone else's page. And why is facebook stalking not considered stalking?!?when is random ass people looking at my pictures, seeing the conversations I have with friends, and looking through my personal life not stalking???oh...well its ok its on facebook...
And stop sending me stupid invites to your stupid fucking events...I'm not going to arkansas to your pool party and I don't want to play mafia wars with you...
Thing that is dope!-Brother Ali! He’s a baaad mothafucka….so this past Thursday myself, Oscar, matt, and ivette went to the Brother Ali show at Club Red. If you don’t know about brother ali you are truly missing out on a one of a kind musician…fuck rap music, I don’t think I know of a more soulful person than this man….I have yet to be disappointed by one of his albums and have missed out on him coming down here in previous years but I made up for it at this concert. All the bullshit your favorite rapper spouts out the mouth about struggle, drugs, murder, bullshit…..it comes nothing close to what brother ali delivers through his lyrics. I don’t speak highly of rappers, I don’t even like rap music very much, and I hate guys coming up to me at the mall asking me if I like hip-hop and to buy there cd they recorded in a closet, but Brother Ali is one of the best
Friday, October 9, 2009
I wrote something like this 3 years ago today....20 things I've learned in 20 years....this is obviously an updated version.....this is what I decided to do for my birthday....ya I know....I'm weird.....
1)the truth shall set you free!!!with the exception of those close to me, most of you don't know that I'm a compulsive liar...as I've grown old to be the bitter grumpy man I am, I've learned that even though the truth can hurt like hell...its a lot better than lying and hurting those closest to you...but some stuff is okay...like my mom still doesn't know I stole her blender....stealing is ok sometimes too.
2)Even though being mature and wise is a virtue...its not such a bad thing to let loose and act like a 16 year old kid who forgot his adderal that morning.
3) notches on your belt don't really mean a damn thing (guys or girls) it either means 1. You're easy 2. You fall for sweet talk to fast 2. You think people actually give a shit about the number 3. You're overcompensating for something else (and those notches know it too) or 4. You're still acting like a 16 year old kid and need to grow the hell up and take your adderal
4) The older I get the more selfish I become. This goes with family, friends, relationships...I'll let you be the judge if this a good or bad thing considering what an amazing selfless and humble guy I am:)
5) Friendship isn't a matter of you hang out with the most, who you get drunk with, or who's seen you naked (thus far only james and alex make that list)...its those guys who you can see after months past and know time past doesn't really matter (I.e. Matt, lil oscar, pat-e, mike, bros across the nation, etc)
6) The older I get the less confident I am in the things I know and the more I realize how little I know...I stole this from josh but I don't care...at 18 I thought I was a genius, at 20 I thought I was smarter then my dad, at 22 I thought I was smarter than my professors, at 23 I'm a moron who has a small enough ego to realize I can learn from just about everyone around me...
7) I love lifting...not something I learned at 23 but I'll be trying to max out on squats and deadlifts til I'm 80
8) Material objects and money mean shit if you have no time to enjoy those things with others...for about a year and a half I worked 60 hours a week just to make more money...what do I have to show for it? An insane amount of clothes and a bunch of useless shit I haven't touched in months...work hard and save your money but enjoy yourself. If all you live for is to work...then I pity you...
9) Some people never grow up...I thought I left high school when I went to college, I was wrong...people still gossip, pull immature pranks, bullshit, backstab eachother, and praise the captain of the football team...when since I graduated college and started focusing on my career those people still haven't grown up...and they probably never will...I think I've come to the conclusion that if you're acting that way when you're 20 you're still gonna act that way when you're 60...just maybe a little slower
10) Everybody has their flaws...EVERYBODY!!!! my flaws? I compulsively lie, I eat all of alex's chips ahoy, I'm overly sarcastic and mean to people I dislike, I try to please others too often (which is lessening by the minute I assure you)I make innapropriate jokes at innappropriate times...and a million others...the people who love you accept those flaws, help you overcome them, or just make fun of you over them are the ones worth keeping around...
11) Its alright to not know what you wanna do with the rest of your life...it's the rest of your life for christ's sake...for the last eight years I swore up and down I was going to be a doctor....took the mcats, all the pre-req's, bought a fancy labcoat....but I realized it's just not for me...the guy that has his life planned out by the time he's 20 is the guy who's gonna be miserable by 40...
12) Life is good and complaining gets you nowhere....unless your my 7 year old niece, she gets everywhere with complaining, but that's beside the point...you're life sucks???no it doesn't...I guarantee there are millions of people who have it way worse but somehow make it by with less complaining...we seldom realize how fortunate we are to have what we have so be grateful and consider yourself fortunate and stop being such a greedy whiny bastard.
13) At 23 I no longer see the point in procrastinating because whatever it is you're putting off it has to get done sooner or later unless you just choose not to do it...I think I still owe $3.27 to amex from 6 months ago...its like ripping off a bandaid...pull it off quickly so you can get an infection and it lead to gangrene...
14) Deep down everybody is a good and wants to help their fellow man...except for rush limbaugh...I hate that guy and I hope he gets scurvy
15)You can't please everybody and people shouldn't expect you to...bill cosby once said "I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everyone" man I love you Dr. Cosby...you can't make everyone happy period...someone's gonna hate you, with or without reason..."Do you" as the young kids say as long as its not hurting others.
16) Forgive but don't forget. Life is way too short to hold grudges and it takes WAAAAAYYYY too much energy to hate someone, I tried it for a year and that shit must've burnt 30,000 calories...don't forget though...they say insanity is repeating the same thing over and over again and expecting different results...well I say retardation is just that....try not to repeat the same mistake more than 3 times...it results in retardation
17) 90% of all occurences are never that great of timing...adapting to the changes in your life to make those occurences work is what leads to happiness...
18) Be passionate about whatever you want to do...working simply for the paycheck results in hating your work and ruins your overall well being....I hate having to wake up at 530 but I love the job(s) I go to everyday...I'm not 100% happy with my life but I'd be a hell of a lot worse off if I worked at etelecare or some bullshit place...no offense etelecare
19)I'll always be addicted to diet coke no matter how much I try to give it up...its like crack cocaine but worse because it comes in packs of 12...
20)We all need mentors...not a guy you idolize and find perfect but people you can admire for certain qualities and ask for help and advice when needed. And when its time to be a mentor, it feels pretty good to have someone look up to you and ask for your help and advice.... My mentors? Here's a shortlist alex macias, ray cabrera, matt aguilar, mike jones, gary dawson, ron lehnerz, vianca vasquez, todd decker, juanita olguin, james pena, oscar vargas, milton johnson, melissa lopez, jeff gomez, federico sanchez, horacio arellano, and dominic martinez...and a few others...these are people I've gotten to know and respect the hell out of...
21) You can disagree and not dislike...I stole this from strength coach mike boyle but again...I don't care...I used to get so angry in debates over anything and mad that people didn't see my point of view...everybody has a stance on everything and has facts to back it up but just because you disagree doesn't mean you have to hate the idea or the person...now there are some people who disagree for the simple fact of disagreeing but those people are just pricks and need to shut the hell up...
22) Don't invest everything you have in just one person or thing...once that thing or person is gone, you'll have nothing left...kind of like betting all your chips on black...you might come out winning but there's just as big of a chance you'll lose it all...
23) Respite shouldn't be considered nonproductive, the sweetest lady I used to train at the Y used to tell me this when she knew how exhausted I was with work, school, and the frat....sleeping, resting, relaxing whatever is necessary for us to function as human beings. Its okay not to fill every hour of your day with work or whatever else...you know...like I've been doing for the past 3 years...what happens when people are overworked with little rest???well resentment, illness, obesity, anger, lack of focus...the list goes on...
so these are the 23 things I've learned in the past 23 years....some were a much harder concept to grasp for me while others are just common sense I wish others would realize....if you've read up to this point I thank you, and hope you take heed of some of ther things I have to say....ok....time to OD on ice cream sandwiches, diet coke, and squat a bunch of weight....
1)the truth shall set you free!!!with the exception of those close to me, most of you don't know that I'm a compulsive liar...as I've grown old to be the bitter grumpy man I am, I've learned that even though the truth can hurt like hell...its a lot better than lying and hurting those closest to you...but some stuff is okay...like my mom still doesn't know I stole her blender....stealing is ok sometimes too.
2)Even though being mature and wise is a virtue...its not such a bad thing to let loose and act like a 16 year old kid who forgot his adderal that morning.
3) notches on your belt don't really mean a damn thing (guys or girls) it either means 1. You're easy 2. You fall for sweet talk to fast 2. You think people actually give a shit about the number 3. You're overcompensating for something else (and those notches know it too) or 4. You're still acting like a 16 year old kid and need to grow the hell up and take your adderal
4) The older I get the more selfish I become. This goes with family, friends, relationships...I'll let you be the judge if this a good or bad thing considering what an amazing selfless and humble guy I am:)
5) Friendship isn't a matter of you hang out with the most, who you get drunk with, or who's seen you naked (thus far only james and alex make that list)...its those guys who you can see after months past and know time past doesn't really matter (I.e. Matt, lil oscar, pat-e, mike, bros across the nation, etc)
6) The older I get the less confident I am in the things I know and the more I realize how little I know...I stole this from josh but I don't care...at 18 I thought I was a genius, at 20 I thought I was smarter then my dad, at 22 I thought I was smarter than my professors, at 23 I'm a moron who has a small enough ego to realize I can learn from just about everyone around me...
7) I love lifting...not something I learned at 23 but I'll be trying to max out on squats and deadlifts til I'm 80
8) Material objects and money mean shit if you have no time to enjoy those things with others...for about a year and a half I worked 60 hours a week just to make more money...what do I have to show for it? An insane amount of clothes and a bunch of useless shit I haven't touched in months...work hard and save your money but enjoy yourself. If all you live for is to work...then I pity you...
9) Some people never grow up...I thought I left high school when I went to college, I was wrong...people still gossip, pull immature pranks, bullshit, backstab eachother, and praise the captain of the football team...when since I graduated college and started focusing on my career those people still haven't grown up...and they probably never will...I think I've come to the conclusion that if you're acting that way when you're 20 you're still gonna act that way when you're 60...just maybe a little slower
10) Everybody has their flaws...EVERYBODY!!!! my flaws? I compulsively lie, I eat all of alex's chips ahoy, I'm overly sarcastic and mean to people I dislike, I try to please others too often (which is lessening by the minute I assure you)I make innapropriate jokes at innappropriate times...and a million others...the people who love you accept those flaws, help you overcome them, or just make fun of you over them are the ones worth keeping around...
11) Its alright to not know what you wanna do with the rest of your life...it's the rest of your life for christ's sake...for the last eight years I swore up and down I was going to be a doctor....took the mcats, all the pre-req's, bought a fancy labcoat....but I realized it's just not for me...the guy that has his life planned out by the time he's 20 is the guy who's gonna be miserable by 40...
12) Life is good and complaining gets you nowhere....unless your my 7 year old niece, she gets everywhere with complaining, but that's beside the point...you're life sucks???no it doesn't...I guarantee there are millions of people who have it way worse but somehow make it by with less complaining...we seldom realize how fortunate we are to have what we have so be grateful and consider yourself fortunate and stop being such a greedy whiny bastard.
13) At 23 I no longer see the point in procrastinating because whatever it is you're putting off it has to get done sooner or later unless you just choose not to do it...I think I still owe $3.27 to amex from 6 months ago...its like ripping off a bandaid...pull it off quickly so you can get an infection and it lead to gangrene...
14) Deep down everybody is a good and wants to help their fellow man...except for rush limbaugh...I hate that guy and I hope he gets scurvy
15)You can't please everybody and people shouldn't expect you to...bill cosby once said "I don't know the key to success but I know the key to failure is trying to please everyone" man I love you Dr. Cosby...you can't make everyone happy period...someone's gonna hate you, with or without reason..."Do you" as the young kids say as long as its not hurting others.
16) Forgive but don't forget. Life is way too short to hold grudges and it takes WAAAAAYYYY too much energy to hate someone, I tried it for a year and that shit must've burnt 30,000 calories...don't forget though...they say insanity is repeating the same thing over and over again and expecting different results...well I say retardation is just that....try not to repeat the same mistake more than 3 times...it results in retardation
17) 90% of all occurences are never that great of timing...adapting to the changes in your life to make those occurences work is what leads to happiness...
18) Be passionate about whatever you want to do...working simply for the paycheck results in hating your work and ruins your overall well being....I hate having to wake up at 530 but I love the job(s) I go to everyday...I'm not 100% happy with my life but I'd be a hell of a lot worse off if I worked at etelecare or some bullshit place...no offense etelecare
19)I'll always be addicted to diet coke no matter how much I try to give it up...its like crack cocaine but worse because it comes in packs of 12...
20)We all need mentors...not a guy you idolize and find perfect but people you can admire for certain qualities and ask for help and advice when needed. And when its time to be a mentor, it feels pretty good to have someone look up to you and ask for your help and advice.... My mentors? Here's a shortlist alex macias, ray cabrera, matt aguilar, mike jones, gary dawson, ron lehnerz, vianca vasquez, todd decker, juanita olguin, james pena, oscar vargas, milton johnson, melissa lopez, jeff gomez, federico sanchez, horacio arellano, and dominic martinez...and a few others...these are people I've gotten to know and respect the hell out of...
21) You can disagree and not dislike...I stole this from strength coach mike boyle but again...I don't care...I used to get so angry in debates over anything and mad that people didn't see my point of view...everybody has a stance on everything and has facts to back it up but just because you disagree doesn't mean you have to hate the idea or the person...now there are some people who disagree for the simple fact of disagreeing but those people are just pricks and need to shut the hell up...
22) Don't invest everything you have in just one person or thing...once that thing or person is gone, you'll have nothing left...kind of like betting all your chips on black...you might come out winning but there's just as big of a chance you'll lose it all...
23) Respite shouldn't be considered nonproductive, the sweetest lady I used to train at the Y used to tell me this when she knew how exhausted I was with work, school, and the frat....sleeping, resting, relaxing whatever is necessary for us to function as human beings. Its okay not to fill every hour of your day with work or whatever else...you know...like I've been doing for the past 3 years...what happens when people are overworked with little rest???well resentment, illness, obesity, anger, lack of focus...the list goes on...
so these are the 23 things I've learned in the past 23 years....some were a much harder concept to grasp for me while others are just common sense I wish others would realize....if you've read up to this point I thank you, and hope you take heed of some of ther things I have to say....ok....time to OD on ice cream sandwiches, diet coke, and squat a bunch of weight....
Thursday, October 1, 2009
Thing that is dope-good hip-hop, is it just me or does it seem like there is a rennaisance in rap music? I'll be honest, I'm very picky with my selection of music, and am kind of a hip-hop snob...(I should stop using this phrase, I guess I'm just an overall snob). In the midst of the soulja boys and autotuned everything (my favorite track has to be big gay fish by kanye west) I have all but given up on rap music.
you people...yes all of you people have rape, bludgeoned, and killed a once beautiful art form and made it into fucking disco...and with the exception of your mom, everybody fucking hates disco!!!!....ya I did just say your mom
But in the last few months it seems like there has been a revival of the art with releases by Wale, Jay-Z, willy northpole, brother ali, and mos def so I'm slowly gaining my faith back in humanity...these lyrical giants are shadowing the garbage released daily by almost everyone else in the industry...I'm not a hip-hop blogger, just a mere ill-rhyme slayer...but if you are interested check out my dood matt's hip-hop blog...he knows his stuff....anyways...here's a list of newly released rap albums that are dope...
Jay-z-blueprint 3 (tryin something new here...can't hate and its okay, you can download...he owns a fuckin basketball team for christ's sake, he doesn't need your $15)
Slaughterhouse-(you know when you're on a rollercoaster, and you're screaming simply because that's your physical reaction of your body moving at 90pmh? I did that for the hour and 20 minutes of the album...ridiculous, definitely go buy)
Brother ali-US (my favorite mc of the last 3 years...go out right now and buy his album you cheap bastard, the poor guy has kids to feed)
Willy northpole-The Connect (if you're from phx, you know how shitty the rappers are here, willy represents south phx through and through, and is a hard ass rapper...although his tweets are sometimes questionable...I met this dude a few months ago through my friend vincent...he asked me for diet advice and we made fun of neyo....so I spent $13 on his album, and so should you)
Wale-Back to The Feature (this is a mixtape, so unless you live in the bronx you'll have to download it...dude is dope, definitely watch out for wale "pronounced wah-lay"
Thing that I hate-people who think they know how to work out, or try to give unneeded advice on exercise and diet but they couldn't tell you the difference between a calorie and a colonoscopy (sorry...I was trying to find some something that sounded like calorie and that's what I came up with)
Atleast once a week I get a fitness or diet question from someone who has no clue what to do or where to start, and I'm usually willing to give my advice....after I finish my spiel about processed carbs, compund movements, interval training I usually get a response that their friend who works out a bunch is in better shape and she does blah blah blah (usually contradicting what I just said)...well that's great...then go bother your friend with your stupid fucking questions and waste their time instead of mine, I have to talk shit about you on my blog...
There are about a million ways to skin a cat....that has nothing to with fitness but there isn't just one direct way to get the physical results you want....and if there was it would only last about 4 weeks...3 truths that are absolute
If you're training hard but aren't eating clean you won't see results
If you're eating clean but don't exercise, you'll probably end up looking like jared from subway
Change=progression...I don't care what your coach told you to do in highschool, you have to change your routine to continuously see progress
And all the "fit" people stop giving your retard advice to your outta shape friends....working out together is fine but if you don't have the same genetics, body type, and hormonal levels you'll never acheive the same results...unless your twins...which reminds me....mary kate you need to get on ashley...that girl is getting a bit doughie...
I hear all the time morons giving out unsolicited advice on how to "blast your biceps" and other horse shit...well whatever, I've almost given up on this...but if you get your advice out of Muscle&Fitness or Ironmag you better add some test, d-bol, winstrol, and a little bit of rogaine to your stack...cuz that's how those m&g guys get where they are (along with not following magazine workouts)
Ok...sorry guys, it was a bit wordy today...had a lot to write...
you people...yes all of you people have rape, bludgeoned, and killed a once beautiful art form and made it into fucking disco...and with the exception of your mom, everybody fucking hates disco!!!!....ya I did just say your mom
But in the last few months it seems like there has been a revival of the art with releases by Wale, Jay-Z, willy northpole, brother ali, and mos def so I'm slowly gaining my faith back in humanity...these lyrical giants are shadowing the garbage released daily by almost everyone else in the industry...I'm not a hip-hop blogger, just a mere ill-rhyme slayer...but if you are interested check out my dood matt's hip-hop blog...he knows his stuff....anyways...here's a list of newly released rap albums that are dope...
Jay-z-blueprint 3 (tryin something new here...can't hate and its okay, you can download...he owns a fuckin basketball team for christ's sake, he doesn't need your $15)
Slaughterhouse-(you know when you're on a rollercoaster, and you're screaming simply because that's your physical reaction of your body moving at 90pmh? I did that for the hour and 20 minutes of the album...ridiculous, definitely go buy)
Brother ali-US (my favorite mc of the last 3 years...go out right now and buy his album you cheap bastard, the poor guy has kids to feed)
Willy northpole-The Connect (if you're from phx, you know how shitty the rappers are here, willy represents south phx through and through, and is a hard ass rapper...although his tweets are sometimes questionable...I met this dude a few months ago through my friend vincent...he asked me for diet advice and we made fun of neyo....so I spent $13 on his album, and so should you)
Wale-Back to The Feature (this is a mixtape, so unless you live in the bronx you'll have to download it...dude is dope, definitely watch out for wale "pronounced wah-lay"
Thing that I hate-people who think they know how to work out, or try to give unneeded advice on exercise and diet but they couldn't tell you the difference between a calorie and a colonoscopy (sorry...I was trying to find some something that sounded like calorie and that's what I came up with)
Atleast once a week I get a fitness or diet question from someone who has no clue what to do or where to start, and I'm usually willing to give my advice....after I finish my spiel about processed carbs, compund movements, interval training I usually get a response that their friend who works out a bunch is in better shape and she does blah blah blah (usually contradicting what I just said)...well that's great...then go bother your friend with your stupid fucking questions and waste their time instead of mine, I have to talk shit about you on my blog...
There are about a million ways to skin a cat....that has nothing to with fitness but there isn't just one direct way to get the physical results you want....and if there was it would only last about 4 weeks...3 truths that are absolute
If you're training hard but aren't eating clean you won't see results
If you're eating clean but don't exercise, you'll probably end up looking like jared from subway
Change=progression...I don't care what your coach told you to do in highschool, you have to change your routine to continuously see progress
And all the "fit" people stop giving your retard advice to your outta shape friends....working out together is fine but if you don't have the same genetics, body type, and hormonal levels you'll never acheive the same results...unless your twins...which reminds me....mary kate you need to get on ashley...that girl is getting a bit doughie...
I hear all the time morons giving out unsolicited advice on how to "blast your biceps" and other horse shit...well whatever, I've almost given up on this...but if you get your advice out of Muscle&Fitness or Ironmag you better add some test, d-bol, winstrol, and a little bit of rogaine to your stack...cuz that's how those m&g guys get where they are (along with not following magazine workouts)
Ok...sorry guys, it was a bit wordy today...had a lot to write...
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
THING THAT I HATE
Spence and Heidi-so I was asked to write on the subject by my buddy Vanessa...so I ask you first, who the fuck are Spence and Heidi? No I kid, I’m not that devoid of pop culture. I remember watching these two while channel surfing and always wondered why anybody gave a shit. First off, why is that guy such a whiny little bitch and why does he make want to take a nail gun to my ears and eyes so I don’t have to watch or hear him? (I supplement this by just changing the channel)
And why isn’t a crime for him to be taking advantage of a mentally handicap girl like that, is he marrying her for her ss check? I will never understand the concept of these types of reality shows...sure my biggest loser and all that I get, its everyday people doing wacky things...but why would you wanna watch these two assholes when you’re in probably just as much of a painful relationship as they are??? I've touched on the subject of reality TV but seriously...what the fuck is wrong with everyone??? Isn't this it all scripted anyway? So you’re watching it because its more realistic but they are basically told what to do on camera...it's like the WWF but replace Heidi with one of the ring girls and Spence with the new wrestler that looks like he was in an 80's hair band, now turned fluffer...
THING THAT IS DOPE
So I follow a trainer/fitness writer who works for tmuscle magazine (no...its nothing like Muscle & Fitness). His name is Nate Green and he's a hell of a guy, you can check out his website here http://www.thenategreenexperience.com anywho, he recently wrote a blog called "five things that make your life better" and being the great writer that I am decided to steal the idea but change it enough to not get sued...so here it is five THINGS THAT ARE DOPE and make life better.
1) A nice cigar and a coffee when the stars are out....ya ya...I'm a personal trainer and its unhealthy but I've seen dentist with bad teeth so leave me alone...I seldom have time to myself so when I do get a chance I try to make it as unhealthy as possible
2) A productive day off...doing enough to not feel lazy but not enough to actually be considered work...
3) Unplanned vacations....this references random road trips or flights you hadn't planned and not ruining the damn thing with a schedule of events...what the fuck's the point if you're in a rush to get from point a to b if you can't stop by and waste time wherever the hell you want?!?!
4) Cheat meals:)....I once went 2 months with absolutely no carbs but allowed myself a spoonful of peanut butter on the weekends...I'm not a 100% sure...but I think I saw God each time...I think as a culture we overindulge and leads to desensitizing us in all the sweeter things in life...and this only pertains to be people who eat clean and not McDonalds and fat free brownies every other meal....
5) Great conversation with great friends...and I don't mean you sitting there talking about ass and what happened on Lost the night before...good friends and good conversations come few and far between, so make it worth your while and take it for what it's worth.
Spence and Heidi-so I was asked to write on the subject by my buddy Vanessa...so I ask you first, who the fuck are Spence and Heidi? No I kid, I’m not that devoid of pop culture. I remember watching these two while channel surfing and always wondered why anybody gave a shit. First off, why is that guy such a whiny little bitch and why does he make want to take a nail gun to my ears and eyes so I don’t have to watch or hear him? (I supplement this by just changing the channel)
And why isn’t a crime for him to be taking advantage of a mentally handicap girl like that, is he marrying her for her ss check? I will never understand the concept of these types of reality shows...sure my biggest loser and all that I get, its everyday people doing wacky things...but why would you wanna watch these two assholes when you’re in probably just as much of a painful relationship as they are??? I've touched on the subject of reality TV but seriously...what the fuck is wrong with everyone??? Isn't this it all scripted anyway? So you’re watching it because its more realistic but they are basically told what to do on camera...it's like the WWF but replace Heidi with one of the ring girls and Spence with the new wrestler that looks like he was in an 80's hair band, now turned fluffer...
THING THAT IS DOPE
So I follow a trainer/fitness writer who works for tmuscle magazine (no...its nothing like Muscle & Fitness). His name is Nate Green and he's a hell of a guy, you can check out his website here http://www.thenategreenexperience.com anywho, he recently wrote a blog called "five things that make your life better" and being the great writer that I am decided to steal the idea but change it enough to not get sued...so here it is five THINGS THAT ARE DOPE and make life better.
1) A nice cigar and a coffee when the stars are out....ya ya...I'm a personal trainer and its unhealthy but I've seen dentist with bad teeth so leave me alone...I seldom have time to myself so when I do get a chance I try to make it as unhealthy as possible
2) A productive day off...doing enough to not feel lazy but not enough to actually be considered work...
3) Unplanned vacations....this references random road trips or flights you hadn't planned and not ruining the damn thing with a schedule of events...what the fuck's the point if you're in a rush to get from point a to b if you can't stop by and waste time wherever the hell you want?!?!
4) Cheat meals:)....I once went 2 months with absolutely no carbs but allowed myself a spoonful of peanut butter on the weekends...I'm not a 100% sure...but I think I saw God each time...I think as a culture we overindulge and leads to desensitizing us in all the sweeter things in life...and this only pertains to be people who eat clean and not McDonalds and fat free brownies every other meal....
5) Great conversation with great friends...and I don't mean you sitting there talking about ass and what happened on Lost the night before...good friends and good conversations come few and far between, so make it worth your while and take it for what it's worth.
Friday, September 4, 2009
Thing that is dope: Ice cream sandwiches....man...I remember my first ice cream sandwich, it was at my first baseball game me mum took me to, I was 5 years old. I don't remember shit about the game, who the angels played, if they lost, hell...I don't even like baseball very much but I remember that ice cream sandwich. I remember being the fat little 8 year old I was chasing the ice cream man down the street bare foot burning the shit out of my feet just to get my hands on those delectable treats...ice cream sandwich how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...however many sandwiches I can eat in one sitting.... which is currently a record of 23 after making weight for that PL competition...
Thing that I hate: carlos mencia...I consider myself a comedy snob, and a pretty good critic...that and I'm just a hilarious ass dude. That being said I feel I'm a pretty good judge on what's funny and what's dumb.... carlos falls into the latter group, I've never thought this guy was funny, I think he's a loud mouth shock comedian equivalent to a shorter Rush Limbaugh trying to be Dave Chappelle. I also gather that this guy steals jokes from other comics and isn't even liked in comedy. I remember a few years back a Chicano studies professor was giving extra credit for going to one of his stand ups and writing a paper on it. Well I lost all respect for her and I wanted to just write 10 pages on how much of a fucking retard this guy is and how much of a retard she was for trying to make us do that. Now I’m not gonna say you’re an idiot if you find him funny...but...well you’re an idiot if you think he’s funny. And isn’t the dude Honduran? Yet he’s constantly making fun of Mexicans and calling everyone a wetback, granted most people would call everyone south of the border wetback but I still don’t like it…fucking Hondurans….
"I took credit for it because I'm not actually funny!....I just take jokes and repackage them with a Mexican accent!"-Carlos Mencia, South Park
Thing that I hate: carlos mencia...I consider myself a comedy snob, and a pretty good critic...that and I'm just a hilarious ass dude. That being said I feel I'm a pretty good judge on what's funny and what's dumb.... carlos falls into the latter group, I've never thought this guy was funny, I think he's a loud mouth shock comedian equivalent to a shorter Rush Limbaugh trying to be Dave Chappelle. I also gather that this guy steals jokes from other comics and isn't even liked in comedy. I remember a few years back a Chicano studies professor was giving extra credit for going to one of his stand ups and writing a paper on it. Well I lost all respect for her and I wanted to just write 10 pages on how much of a fucking retard this guy is and how much of a retard she was for trying to make us do that. Now I’m not gonna say you’re an idiot if you find him funny...but...well you’re an idiot if you think he’s funny. And isn’t the dude Honduran? Yet he’s constantly making fun of Mexicans and calling everyone a wetback, granted most people would call everyone south of the border wetback but I still don’t like it…fucking Hondurans….
"I took credit for it because I'm not actually funny!....I just take jokes and repackage them with a Mexican accent!"-Carlos Mencia, South Park
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
Thing that I hate:a letter to bank of America:
dear bank of america,
Aside from the banks during the depression, and the Swiss banks during the holocaust you fuckers have to be the worst goddamn financial institution ever established...I'd rather go to the check into cash or the liquor store and stand right in between the crack head holding his blood bank check and the fat lady beating the crap out of her baby for reaching for a reese's pieces then to ever stand inside one of your banks again, and so would they
Time and time again you fuckers rape me with all your additional charges and I stand here and take it...well no more...first off...I'm switching banks...probably wells fargo or a credit union where the people aren't a bunch of pricks standing behind a counter...then I'm gonna post this letter on my blog so the 3 people who read it no what a bunch of assholes you are....
Love always,
Naveed
Things That Is Dope: Inglorious Basterds!!!!!
To keep with tradition of our Sunday movie days, I took my little brother Samee to a movie he has no interest in watching. This past Sunday we saw the new Tarantino movie Inglorious Basterds.....This has to be my favorite tarantino movie since Pulp Fiction: just bad ass. I'm not a huge fan of Brad Pitt, but Samee has loved the dude since Troy....don't ask me why. What I liked most about the movie, and what Tarantino mentioned is that unlike many other WWII movies where Jews play this movie comes from a completely different angle, a group of Jewish-American soldiers scalping nazi's....insane. My favorite character has to be "zuh bearjew", a soldier who would club nazis with a Louisville Slugger. I apologize for my testosterone rage filled rant but the movie does show great cinematography and plot line....highly recommended.
dear bank of america,
Aside from the banks during the depression, and the Swiss banks during the holocaust you fuckers have to be the worst goddamn financial institution ever established...I'd rather go to the check into cash or the liquor store and stand right in between the crack head holding his blood bank check and the fat lady beating the crap out of her baby for reaching for a reese's pieces then to ever stand inside one of your banks again, and so would they
Time and time again you fuckers rape me with all your additional charges and I stand here and take it...well no more...first off...I'm switching banks...probably wells fargo or a credit union where the people aren't a bunch of pricks standing behind a counter...then I'm gonna post this letter on my blog so the 3 people who read it no what a bunch of assholes you are....
Love always,
Naveed
Things That Is Dope: Inglorious Basterds!!!!!
To keep with tradition of our Sunday movie days, I took my little brother Samee to a movie he has no interest in watching. This past Sunday we saw the new Tarantino movie Inglorious Basterds.....This has to be my favorite tarantino movie since Pulp Fiction: just bad ass. I'm not a huge fan of Brad Pitt, but Samee has loved the dude since Troy....don't ask me why. What I liked most about the movie, and what Tarantino mentioned is that unlike many other WWII movies where Jews play this movie comes from a completely different angle, a group of Jewish-American soldiers scalping nazi's....insane. My favorite character has to be "zuh bearjew", a soldier who would club nazis with a Louisville Slugger. I apologize for my testosterone rage filled rant but the movie does show great cinematography and plot line....highly recommended.
Wednesday, August 5, 2009
reality shows and heavy lifting
THING THAT I HATE: Athletes with reality TV shows.... actually anybody with reality TV shows...is it just me or are the networks getting desperate in attempts to entertain the masses??? I was watching TV the other night and I saw commercials for reality TV shows about repo men and guys that own a pawn shop who buy the dumbest shit known to man...then I saw that T.O. Has a show.... cleverly called the T.O Show...I'm sorry but that dude is a fucking cartoon as is, does he really need more attention?!?! Its like watching retards do improv...except Drew Carey doesn't have a buzzer to stop it all...
THING THAT IS DOPE: power lifting.... as some you may know I recently competed in a power lifting competition this weekend. It is a very obscure sport right up there with food fighting and gator wrestling but to those interested it is pretty gnarly. I had to lose 15lbs in 10 days to make weight and I did so but not without sacrificing my lifting numbers...I was so drained of water and energy I couldn't lift what I normally do as a warm up set and my legs started cramping before I even touched a weight…. while I didn’t perform as well as I would hope it was a hell of an experience and if you're asking what's the point you probably wouldn't get it if I explained it to you so fuck off.
THING THAT IS DOPE: power lifting.... as some you may know I recently competed in a power lifting competition this weekend. It is a very obscure sport right up there with food fighting and gator wrestling but to those interested it is pretty gnarly. I had to lose 15lbs in 10 days to make weight and I did so but not without sacrificing my lifting numbers...I was so drained of water and energy I couldn't lift what I normally do as a warm up set and my legs started cramping before I even touched a weight…. while I didn’t perform as well as I would hope it was a hell of an experience and if you're asking what's the point you probably wouldn't get it if I explained it to you so fuck off.
Saturday, July 25, 2009
THING I HATE: the dirty....granted, this comment will probably get me on there but I could give a shit less. After reading a few comments I've realized the "dirty army" hates guys who wear affliction, guys with spiked hair, guys with retarded tattoos, girls with retarded tattoos, old people, B celebrities, mexicans, black people, gay people, asian people, people who party with red cups, people who throw up the deuce, cougars, alcoholics, girls with botched boob jobs, girls with a flat chest, girls with 6%bodyfat or higher, girls with too much make up, college athletes, pro athletes, customized license plates, mill ave, ed hardy, pants, grass, water, shit.....well etc.
Then I realized this guy's website is only up because piles send him in pictures, videos, and comments...are you that much of a loser you have to send someone a picture and a paragraph saying how much this person sucks, chances are they have a pretty good idea of how much they suck....and an even higher chance is that your jealous or hateful in some way because you envy them......but granted alot of those people suck....and if you do put me on there, please try to use this picture.....it's just so damn sexy:)
http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=35319665&l=8b3d468bb7&id=10015404
THING THAT IS DOPE: Samuel L Jackon....I know it's random but that dude is dope, I was watching the espy's the other night....even when he's trying to be calm the guy's screaming at somebody....I dont think he's ever turned down a movie role....he get's eaten by a fuckin' shark, he tried to rob eddie murphy and arsenio hall, and he had a wallet that said "bad mothafucka".....Mr. Jackson I salute you.....now you really do gotta come out with your own beer
my first blog:D
hmmmm.....so I have always been hesitant to create a blog....with the exception of my good friend matt who's on here, I think most people with blogs are retards and can't write worth shit....but after being encouraged by my friend Karen I figured what the hell....my workday is done by noon and I usually spend the 10 hours after that walking around the house in my underwear....so why not put some energy towards keeping a few people entertained.
My name's Naveed.....I'm a personal trainer and recent ASU grad.....this isn't gonna be a fitness blog but I might write about that from time to time.....I'm a compulsive liar but I probably wont lie on here....and I'm a soon-to-be business owner but I dont know a damn thing about running one.....so we'll see what I put on here....
My name's Naveed.....I'm a personal trainer and recent ASU grad.....this isn't gonna be a fitness blog but I might write about that from time to time.....I'm a compulsive liar but I probably wont lie on here....and I'm a soon-to-be business owner but I dont know a damn thing about running one.....so we'll see what I put on here....
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