What is okay for guys: dressing well
I don't think anything get's a woman's attention faster than a well dressed man who truly knows how to wear his outfit. I'm not talking about your purple and neon green shirt matching your new eras and Jordans perfectly, that's little kid shit homes....and I refuse to wear basketball shoes unless I'm playing basketball. Guys often confuse price with taste, assuming that because they spent $70 on their super cool ed hardy shirt and $200 on their electric lady lamp (whatever the fuck it's called) jeans that they look good. I assure you this is not the case, and ed hardy is the fucking devil. I'm talking about the guy who knows what cut of jeans look good on him, the guy who's shirt actually fit him. Leave the shirt that's three sizes too big in high school, and the shirt three sizes too small in the gym and if it can't pass the fat boy test it is far too small. If you don't know what looks good on you ask a close girl friend who isn't afraid to point out that she can see your belly button through your shirt. Be careful about that one though...I had a buddy who's girlfriend loved accessories on him....now they're broken up and that motherfucker has more bracelets and necklaces than 80's Madonna...

what is not okay for guys: skinny jeans....

I detest motherfucking skinny jeans they are fucking terrible you know who wore the first pair of skinny jeans right?!?! well here's the link to a picture

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/usa/images-3/the-devil-tarot-card.jpg

it's not okay for guys to wear any color of jeans that aren't blue black or gray...it's just not...I'm sorry it's not cool that they are snug around the ankle and they hang off your ass not because you're trying to sag but because you cant button that shit up around your waist!!!!! I also don't think it's okay for guys my age to wear the same clothing high school kids are currently wearing....I'm a trainer at a BGC teen center...and I tell ya, kids dress like fucking retards nowadays....I'm sure the same was said of me when I was in high school...but I would beat the shit out of a kid who came up to me in a pair of red skinny jeans and a bright blue tee shirt with girl sleeves. So if you're 23 years old and you see some kid wearing the same outfit you are you should burn that outfit, then take your ass to banana republic.

I got blog idea from my good friend Hannah...definitely top five coolest girls I know....don't ask for that list because you're probably not on it....she gave me this idea of a new blog called based off this which gives men the ideas of what is dope and what is borderline gay example (dope: the perfect jeans that make you feel like a fucking stallion, borderline gay: skinny jeans). While the following blog isn't exactly that it is giving men an idea of what is okay and not okay...but I will be including a thingsthataredopeandthingsthatareborderlinegay hopefully once a week


What is okay: promiscuous unabashed monkey sex with whomever you like pending its consensual, there of legal age, and both parties realize its promiscuous unabashed monkey sex and there is a good chance nothing will come out of it. I think we've reached an age where labeling each other whores and sluts and whatever is a very archaic idea and if we want to have sex freely...so be it, what's the point in resisting the physical urges we have besides fear of std's, unwanted pregnancy...seriously folks….wrap it up

What is not okay: cheating on the person you've committed to. While I think it’s perfectly fine to do who you want where you want when you want I do believe that when you commit yourself to a person you have to remain loyal both physically and mentally while you are with that person. We could go deep into this and I’d rather not waste my time with arguing with people sitting in front of a computer BUT I stand by my belief that cheating is wrong….it makes you a fucking pig and if you want someone else, go with that person but don’t expect for the other person you’ve committed to, to be waiting for you to come back…