moms and tea parties

Thing that is dope: MOMS!!!!
So today, on the eve of mother’s day I’d like to write about how dope moms are. I don’t think mothers get nearly enough credit for being the bad asses they are. Dads are awesome and I respect the hell out of all my friends and brothers who accepted their responsibilities and stopped doing all the petty retarded shit they did as boys, but moms…. they are bad asses.

The baddest mother of all?!?! My mom…. I remember when I was six seeing my mom pick up her 200 pound bedridden father out of a wheelchair into the car like he was a fuckin’ feather. My mom is 5’2 and maybe a buck-forty but I still fear she could beat my ass if she wanted to…. actually that’s not a fear, I know she will beat the shit out of me if I raised my voice at her. You have to understand, I was a little asshole growing up, so for someone to put up with my bullshit for 23 years…they deserve a medal, or holiday, or a certificate at the least. Many guys will talk about being hardcore, and bad asses….fuck that…you know what’s bad and hardcore??? Raising two boys by yourself, one being autistic, while getting your Master’s, and working three jobs you despise and not complaining about it…ever. I think most of you cupcakes would fold like mothafuckin’ cardboard

Thing that is not dope: tea partiers….just sayin’….those people are fucking crazed and need to committed….god damn commies