Thing that is dope: Ice cream sandwiches....man...I remember my first ice cream sandwich, it was at my first baseball game me mum took me to, I was 5 years old. I don't remember shit about the game, who the angels played, if they lost, hell...I don't even like baseball very much but I remember that ice cream sandwich. I remember being the fat little 8 year old I was chasing the ice cream man down the street bare foot burning the shit out of my feet just to get my hands on those delectable treats...ice cream sandwich how do I love thee? Let me count the ways...however many sandwiches I can eat in one sitting.... which is currently a record of 23 after making weight for that PL competition...

Thing that I hate: carlos mencia...I consider myself a comedy snob, and a pretty good critic...that and I'm just a hilarious ass dude. That being said I feel I'm a pretty good judge on what's funny and what's dumb.... carlos falls into the latter group, I've never thought this guy was funny, I think he's a loud mouth shock comedian equivalent to a shorter Rush Limbaugh trying to be Dave Chappelle. I also gather that this guy steals jokes from other comics and isn't even liked in comedy. I remember a few years back a Chicano studies professor was giving extra credit for going to one of his stand ups and writing a paper on it. Well I lost all respect for her and I wanted to just write 10 pages on how much of a fucking retard this guy is and how much of a retard she was for trying to make us do that. Now I’m not gonna say you’re an idiot if you find him funny...but...well you’re an idiot if you think he’s funny. And isn’t the dude Honduran? Yet he’s constantly making fun of Mexicans and calling everyone a wetback, granted most people would call everyone south of the border wetback but I still don’t like it…fucking Hondurans….
"I took credit for it because I'm not actually funny!....I just take jokes and repackage them with a Mexican accent!"-Carlos Mencia, South Park