What is okay for guys: dressing well
I don't think anything get's a woman's attention faster than a well dressed man who truly knows how to wear his outfit. I'm not talking about your purple and neon green shirt matching your new eras and Jordans perfectly, that's little kid shit homes....and I refuse to wear basketball shoes unless I'm playing basketball. Guys often confuse price with taste, assuming that because they spent $70 on their super cool ed hardy shirt and $200 on their electric lady lamp (whatever the fuck it's called) jeans that they look good. I assure you this is not the case, and ed hardy is the fucking devil. I'm talking about the guy who knows what cut of jeans look good on him, the guy who's shirt actually fit him. Leave the shirt that's three sizes too big in high school, and the shirt three sizes too small in the gym and if it can't pass the fat boy test it is far too small. If you don't know what looks good on you ask a close girl friend who isn't afraid to point out that she can see your belly button through your shirt. Be careful about that one though...I had a buddy who's girlfriend loved accessories on him....now they're broken up and that motherfucker has more bracelets and necklaces than 80's Madonna...
what is not okay for guys: skinny jeans....
I detest motherfucking skinny jeans they are fucking terrible you know who wore the first pair of skinny jeans right?!?! well here's the link to a picture
http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/usa/images-3/the-devil-tarot-card.jpg
it's not okay for guys to wear any color of jeans that aren't blue black or gray...it's just not...I'm sorry it's not cool that they are snug around the ankle and they hang off your ass not because you're trying to sag but because you cant button that shit up around your waist!!!!! I also don't think it's okay for guys my age to wear the same clothing high school kids are currently wearing....I'm a trainer at a BGC teen center...and I tell ya, kids dress like fucking retards nowadays....I'm sure the same was said of me when I was in high school...but I would beat the shit out of a kid who came up to me in a pair of red skinny jeans and a bright blue tee shirt with girl sleeves. So if you're 23 years old and you see some kid wearing the same outfit you are you should burn that outfit, then take your ass to banana republic.
Thursday, March 25, 2010
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haha....omg Naveedie... I could not agree with you more... a lot of people think that and I quote a "pair of red skinny jeans and a bright blue tee shirt with girl sleeves." is a fashion statement...well I say its a stupid statement.... I tell you last time I was driving and I saw this girl with bright neon jeans...that I had to put my sunglasses on because I was blinded...ugh...and yes Ed hardy is the devil... and not a cute one! HAHA...
ReplyDeleteanywho...thank you for posting this.... :-)
A man who dresses well is very impressive and definitely gets attention... now what many of these kids should ask themselves is; is it good attention that they want or bad? :-)